THE BLUE LAGOON
WRITTEN BY DOUGLAS DAY STEWART
BASED ON THE NOVEL BY H.D. STACPOOLE
TRANSCRIBED BY KENDRA STEINER
Columbia Pictures
The Blue Lagoon, in Pictures, Part 49, 1980
RICHARD: You! I hate you!
[[[He throws a coconut at her. She dodges.]]]
EMMELINE: You almost hit me!
RICHARD: Take it back, take back what you said!
EMMELINE: I’ve seen it all. [mocking] What happens after you’ve been doing it a long time?
RICHARD: Shut up! That isn’t fair peeking, I don’t peek on you!
EMMELINE: That’s a lie! You’re always staring at my buppies.
RICHARD: Only cuz they look so funny! You know what you look like now, Em? You look like one of
those pictures Paddy had in his drawer, one of his hootchie-coochie girls!
EMMELINE: I do not! I do not!
[[[Richard picks up two coconuts and holds them in front of his chest, moving them up and down as
though they were breasts]]]
RICHARD: Hootchi-cootchie, hootchi-cootchie!
EMMELINE: Stop that Richard or I’ll never speak to you again!
[[[She goes to a clump of coconuts and picks one up.]]]
RICHARD: Hootchie-cootchie, hootchie-cootchie, see ‘em jiggle, wiggle, and shake!
[[[She throws a coconut at his head, and it hits him.
He falls down, almost unconscious. She runs
to him and tries to help him up.]]]
EMMELINE: Oh, Richard, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hit you!
[[[He sits up and slaps her, then jumps up and runs away.]]]
RICHARD: I wish you were dud-and-buried!